Cheap Sunglasses

Cue the ZZtop rift, the car top down, wind in my hair and these babies!

제가 패션 중독자 오전

I am going crazy over Korean fashion magazines. Inspiration central.....I want those silver Louboutins!

Tumble Dryer Head

Nothing more to say, time for a bacon sandwich and a mug of Earl Grey. I am hoping the many pints of Old Speckled Hen I consumed last night don't decide to concentrate their fatty deposits around my thighs.

Sautéed Leeks

I am at a surprise party in a small Staffordshire town this evening, cue the inevitable incest inbreds at the bar. I guess I'll fit in very nicely. I'm gonna fuck the place up a bit.

Eat my hair

Yes I know!  But fuck everything I am cool and that's all anyone needs to know.

Soaked in Bleach

Yeah I wish then set alight!

Today has been a dark day; I just wanna be happy again. Breathe and reboot...its ok I'll spend all day tomorrow in the charity shops... that always makes me feel better, perhaps I'll sit outside with a pitcher of Pimms and a bowl full of strawberries.

Push the button

I love my boyfriend...but my god he sometimes is like the dirt underneath my fingernails. Fucking men!