Things I found out about Amsterdam. La Chouffee is the most delicious beer in the world. The Grey Area...no explanation needed (look it up) 15 inch black dildos (there's no need to be so greedy) fake fannys which seem to cost more than an actual shag (cost per use more economical I suppose) and happy drinking times at Cafe Belgique. The Jordann area seemed to have the most predominant concentration of vintage shops. One in particular had a focus on this seasons trends pastel dotty skirts, neopolitan ice cream loose fitted tops and bold clutches. The girls of Amsterdam have a relaxed vibe....anything goes. Stunning features (you'v seen Lara Stone right?) and are ridiculously skinny must be all the bike riding cause jesus christ they must get the munchies.