Soaked in Bleach

Yeah I wish then set alight!

Today has been a dark day; I just wanna be happy again. Breathe and reboot...its ok I'll spend all day tomorrow in the charity shops... that always makes me feel better, perhaps I'll sit outside with a pitcher of Pimms and a bowl full of strawberries.

Push the button

I love my boyfriend...but my god he sometimes is like the dirt underneath my fingernails. Fucking men!

Scandinavia Calling

Must head off to Copenhagen for some thrift store shopping it looks intense. Time to start reading some Hans Christian Andersen....I'm getting into the Viking spirit. Just made a curry and am feeling too bloated for words, time for another glass of wine and wait for the inevitable falling asleep on the sofa.

Red wine and a flock of seagulls

Exactly as the title says!

Then........

Fight Club

I wish I was as talented as Chuck Palahniuk! Currently watching Fight Club (what a fucking movie!) for inspiration. Today Marla Singer will be my style icon.

Fuck off!

Gees....I am far more revolutionary, exciting and employable (well ok questionable) than most people. Guess it literally is beg steal or borrow.

God damm it!

Elegantly Wasted

Too much wine and beer in my local Cheshire town...turns one into a bruised bunny! And so three bottles of wine and talk of staying in hotels in some distant town in Nepal turn into falling over in my glitter Moschino heels! My flat has now turned into a T-Rex tribute bands make up room. Which is kinda cool! x