Taylor and Burton

On the beach in Turkey enjoying the sun...albeit I fell asleep with a bottle of Efes and looked like a lobster.  I am wearing my Dolce and Gabbana floral dress...which I bought in a Cheshire charity shop for a few quid! Those rich kids have no idea what they are giving away. x

Cheap Sunglasses

Cue the ZZtop rift, the car top down, wind in my hair and these babies!

제가 패션 중독자 오전

I am going crazy over Korean fashion magazines. Inspiration central.....I want those silver Louboutins!

Tumble Dryer Head

Nothing more to say, time for a bacon sandwich and a mug of Earl Grey. I am hoping the many pints of Old Speckled Hen I consumed last night don't decide to concentrate their fatty deposits around my thighs.

Sautéed Leeks

I am at a surprise party in a small Staffordshire town this evening, cue the inevitable incest inbreds at the bar. I guess I'll fit in very nicely. I'm gonna fuck the place up a bit.

Eat my hair

Yes I know!  But fuck everything I am cool and that's all anyone needs to know.

Soaked in Bleach

Yeah I wish then set alight!

Today has been a dark day; I just wanna be happy again. Breathe and reboot...its ok I'll spend all day tomorrow in the charity shops... that always makes me feel better, perhaps I'll sit outside with a pitcher of Pimms and a bowl full of strawberries.